Double Lives & Lacking Cunt


Here it is defined by Merriam Webster…
duality

Main Entry: du·al·i·ty Pronunciation: dü-'a-l&-tE also dyü-Function: nounInflected Form(s): plural -ties: DUALISM 2; also : DICHOTOMY

dualism

Main Entry: du·al·ism Pronunciation: 'dü-&-"li-z&m also 'dyü-Function: noun1 : a theory that considers reality to consist of two irreducible elements or modes2 : the quality or state of being dual or of having a dual nature3 a : a doctrine that the universe is under the dominion of two opposing principles one of which is good and the other evil b : a view of human beings as constituted of two irreducible elements (as matter and spirit)
Double Life--having a dual character or nature. I bring this up all of the time. I am split an imperfect person demanding perfect balance, my two halves in a state or mutual difference and defiance. I get all wrapped around perfection and questions that only need to be answered once and in that answer definitively.

This is why I collect magic eight balls, read horoscopes each day, and document my throwing of runes. This is the research into myself the outside answers that I put my faith in, to keep me safe from a misstep of my own design. Nothing has been right yet, I guess I’ll let myself know when a more accurate database comes online…

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Here it is defined by Merriam Webster…
cunt

Main Entry: cunt Pronunciation: 'k&ntFunction: nounEtymology: Middle English cunte; akin to Middle Low German kunte female pudenda1 usually obscene : the female genital organs; also : sexual intercourse with a woman2 usually disparaging & obscene
I am all for the reclamation of this word! One of the main reasons for that is as I sit here reminiscing about this, that, and the other a few moments in my life come to mind when I needed a phrase like this. “She’ll never do that, she hasn’t got the balls!” –Well no shit she doesn’t have the balls. Try, “She’ll never do that, she hasn’t got the cunt!”

Viola…there it is the truth, she may have a vagina, even on occasion a pussy, but that girl lacks CUNT. Brisk, powerful, potentially offensive, just crude enough that it feels proud! Why you may ask yourself am I hung up on this or even really thinking about this? Well other then becoming a recent morning person and choosing to save the world from my insanity a bus rider as well, I have had a bit more time on my hands to zone out and think. Just look at what ingenious things that time is producing *ooh, ahh, fire works bursting over head*

So a few years ago I had a class with this person (I will attempt to keep them nameless and mildly hard to identify) who made giant crotch art. No foolin’ big live-in vaginas. Now I am all for a stance of ‘to each their own’ and ‘it takes different strokes to move the world’ especially when it comes to art, but this person was insistent that in no way whatsoever were any of these forms references or reproductions of big spacious crotches. For this reason and other more personal and petty reasons I was driven to the true edge of insanity by the thought of this person and their vaginatastic creations.

I needed a way to describe my intensified feelings of sheer distaste for this vagina wielding counterpart. I may not always show it or choose to recognize it; hence the previously mentioned duality, but I have got CUNT! I’ve got it up to here and then some (making the moderately universal height mark above my head) and I’m really trying to access its powers.

So I say take your cuntless foolery back to where it came from you filthy hipster/scenester! I wasn’t the only one that walked into your cool barren wind tunnel crotch and thought ‘…hummm VAGINA!”