A massive quality waste of time…
*due to its massiveness some questions will appear to be similar or to repeat and some of them do.
1. Can you cook?
Sort of…I used to be a bit of a gourmand, but now I specialize in microwave/cereal/sandwich cuisine. I just hate washing dishes SO much.
2. What was your dream growing up?
To be Wonder Woman AND Spider Man and oddly enough an artist.
3. What talent do you wish you had?
Be able to pick up on and speak multiple languages off the top of my head.
4. Favorite place?
Mama Gallo’s of my childhood.
5. Favorite vegetable?
Avocado…wait that’s technically a fruit…Artichokes are tasty, I like lots of vegetables, brussel sprouts, asparagus, beets, parsnips…
6. What was the last book you read?
From cover to cover…Go Ask Alice
7. What zodiac sign are you?
Leo, but I feel like more of a lop then a lion…
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercing?
Not yet, but I am bartering my way into my first tattoo.
9. Worst habit?
Allergic to the telephone.
10. Do we know each other off line?
I dunno, do we?
11. What is your favorite sport?
Hockey or Curling, but I really just like to watch.
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Depends on the moment.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
I dunno…want to make out? Ok, so that’s a no…well I am pretty fucking tired so
I’d take a nap.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Having to think about what the worst thing to even happen to me is and then
thinking, it probably hasn’t happened yet, egh how morbid.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
For my 13th Birthday my dad got me a stripper.
16. Do you have any pets?
Yes. My furry man cat man and Sid Fishous
17. Do you know how to do the Macarena?
Sort of, but only in that I remember seeing Dr. Evil do the Macarena in the first
Austin Powers movie way.
18. What time is it where you are now?
10:40am
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
90% Scary
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I would like to have naturally neon pinkie red hair that would change color when I
wanted to be aquamarine with purple roots and tips.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I think it depends on the ‘crime’, I am such a bad liar and am totally freaked out
by authority that I would probably end up being the conscience, sigh. I know I am
a total rube.
22. What color eyes do you have?
Kinda hazel green.
23. Ever been arrested?
Nope, note the fear of authority and being a self admitted bad liar.
24. What is your favorite drink?
Iced Peppermint Tea or Harvey Wallbanger
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
Pay down my college loans.
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
Peppermint and other assorted mints.
27. What’s your favorite place to hang out?
My bed.
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
“I want to believe”
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Nap/doodle/read/watch movies
30. Do you swear a lot?
FUCK yeah like a MOTHERFUCKING sailor!
31. Biggest pet peeve?
Insincerity.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Oddball.
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Nope, I only put stuff like this in blogs.
34. How many ducks would it take to equal the weight of an average human?
Well according to Wikipedia an average male duck weights 8 lbs. and according
to the National Center for Health Statistics, the average weight for an adult male
in the United States is: 190 lbs. So about 24 ducks.
35. Why do mice always choose to run across the room in the middle of good TV shows, and never during the commercials?
I’ve never really noticed that, I also have been fortunate enough not to have loose
mice in my TV room.
36. Why do you only slip and fall when carrying fragile things?
Murphy’s Law…if you don’t know what I am talking about just Google it.
37. Why does the buttered side of the toast always land on the floor?
Because I apply so much butter to my toast that it is on both sides of the bread.
38. Why do you only go out for spaghetti while wearing a white shirt?
This is not true I do not wear white so I have not noticed this; however on any
given day there is a 98% chance that regardless of the color of my shirt that I
WILL get food on it, that is my curse.
39. Why doesn't cable TV show anything good?
It does, just not when I am watching, one of the greatest things ever…DVR!
40. Why do you only crave fast food AFTER the restaurant has closed for the night?
I don’t. I crave all things to be 24 hours instead of this prescribed banality of
daytime life!
41. Why do some people type "cool" as "kewl?"
Cuz it’s kewl to do.
42. Why are you reading this page?
Because I am writing on this page, duh!
43. Why are baby predators cuter than baby harmless creatures?
Aww imagine a little a baby Predator, now that is pretty fucking cute, plus most
non predator babies are all pink and squidgy and take a little while to get cute, but
a lot of baby predators (I can think of at the moment anyway) come out of eggs
and they are ready to rock’n’roll.
44. Why can I never find my book after setting it down for twenty seconds?
Because my mind is spinning and I am thinking about a million other things, oh
and because I work in a library, duh! What book was it?
45. Why is there no good and cheap Macintosh software readily available?
Because Steve Jobs is a big putzface and other things related to that.
46. Why wasn't I born rich?
Good question.
47. Why is Baywatch so popular, if nobody I know ever watches it?
I used to watch it and I hear it is huge in Europe. My friend and I would both
watch it in our bathtubs and talk on the phone about it at the same time, woah.
48. What’s your full name?
Nunayo Fuckinbusness
49. How old are you?
30, argh!
50. What’s your star sign?
Leo, see I told you some questions repeat!
60. What’s your hair color?
Aburn.
61. What’s your eye color?
Hazel Green.
62. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.
63. Who was your first crush?
Michael J. Fox, there must be something about tiny men…
64. How long was your last relationship?
6 years give or take a few disasters.
65. Ever cried over a girl/boy?
Yes.
66. Are you missing someone?
Yes.
67. Do you drink?
Yes.
68. Ever been so drunk you don’t remember all the night?
Yes.
69. Ever tried drugs?
Yes, but nothing all that hard.
70. What scares you?
A lot of things.
71. Do you believe in fate?
Yes, however I feel like maybe I shouldn’t.
72. Do you believe in karma?
Yes, but it is my actions this moment that matter most.
73. Who did you last speak on the phone to?
My brother.
74. What’s your favorite film?
Too many to pick one.
75. What film did you last watch?
Big Trouble in Little China
76. What books are you reading?
Too many.
77. Dogs or cats?
Cats (furry man cat love), but dogs are nice too, they just make me sneeze.
78. Night or day?
Night.
79. What can’t you live without?
Oxygen.
80. Any piercing?
Not yet.
81. Any tattoos?
Not at the moment.
82. What attracts you to the opposite sex?
Mostly the same thing that attracts me to the same sex.
83. Who did you last kiss?
My furry man cat man.
84. What’s the last song you listened too?
KRCL’s Saturday Sage meditation for world peace.
85. What turns you off?
Selfishness, insincerity, and neglect
86. What did you want to be as a kid?
Wonder Woman, Spider Man, an Artists ,and a Teacher
87. Do you like cheese?
No…I LOVE IT!
88. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Nope.
89. Do you own a gun?
A water gun and a potato gun.
90. Do you like listening to Christmas music?
For a few days during Christmas only.
91. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Always and I sweat when I am nervous.
92. What do you think of hot dogs?
A good one is good, a bad one is not worth it.
93. Favorite Christmas song?
Anything from the A side of a Johnny Mathis Christmas
94. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Ice cold peppermint tea or creamy hot coco
95. Can you do push ups?
In the swimming pool.
96. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
As in I wear it the most, my watch, otherwise the necklace that was my great
aunts.
97. Favorite hobby?
Day dreaming.
98. Secret weapon to get the opposite sex?
Not aware I had one…
99. Do you have A.D.D.?
Nope, I’m just tired.
100. What one trait do you hate about yourself?
Neurosis.
101. Middle Name?
Elizabeth.
102. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
1. I am so bored!
2. I wish I had my water bottle.
3. I’d like to take a shower.
103. Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
1. B-I-N-G-O Boards
2. Soda and Chips
3. A support ribbon
104. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
1. Water
2. Milk
3. Orange Bang
105. Current worry right now?
Money.
106. Current hate?
Hate crimes.
107. Favorite place to be?
Napping.
108. How did you bring in the New Year?
A Merlot’s house, it was a good time.
109. Where would you like to go?
All over the world.
110. Name three people who will complete this and return?
NO!
111. Do you own flip flops?
Yes multiple pairs.
112. What shirt are you wearing?
A turquoise t-shirt that says ‘autumn is spring in rio’
113. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
When I was younger I always wanted some, but really my ideal sheets are nice
crisp cotton percale.
114. Can you whistle?
Yes.
115. Favorite color?
ORANGE!
116. Would you be a pirate?
Yes I suppose, but more for the fashion than the lifestyle.
117. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Flower by Liz Phair, Leggy Blonde by Flight of the Concords, various songs from
A Chorus Line, and other general made up stuff
118. Favorite girl's name?
Eunice
119. Favorite boy's name?
Linus
120. What's in your pocket right now?
Lint.
121. Last thing that made you laugh?
Ruby Ridge.
122. Best bed sheets as a child?
Kliban Cat Bedsheets.
123. Worst injury you've ever had?
Falling in a hole on Halloween.
124. Do you love where you live?
Depends on the day.
125. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2 and 1/2
126. Who is your loudest friend?
Also depends on the day.
127. How many dogs do you have?
None, they make me sneeze.
128. Does someone have a crush on you?
I don’t know.
129. What is your favorite book?
Force Majure by Bruce Wagner
130. What is your favorite candy?
DARK Chocolate
131. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince theme song?
Pretty much, I’d have to hear the song to sing it.
132. What song do you want played at your funeral?
An all accordion and ukulele version of RAVEL’s BOLERO
133. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
In bed watching Dexter/falling asleep.
134. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Why do I have to go to work on a Saturday.
135. What time is it?
12:41pm
136. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake?
Well there was one candle on my birthday sorbet last weekend.
137. How much do you love your job on a scale of 0-5.
Some days are a 2 some days are a 4.
138. Home County?
Ewww S A
139. Current Relationship Status?
Table for one.
140. Favourite food?
Sushi and Sandwich
141. Been to Africa?
Not yet.
142. Been to Camden?
Not yet.
143. Loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Yeah.
144. Been in a car accident?
A few, but nothing serious. ‘knock wood’
145. Croutons or bacon bits?
I tend to dislike croutons and am not huge about bacon either; however I’d choose
bacon bits for the nostalgia, my mom loved to cook with them when I was a kid.
146. Sprite or 7UP?
7UP, Cherry 7UP
147. Favourite Holiday?
Any that provide me with a day off.
148. Favourite day of the week?
One that I can sleep in on.
149. Favourite Toothpaste?
Glisten, ‘Who left the cap off my fucking Glisten’, but seriously…Tom’s of
Maine Peppermint.
150. Favourite Restaurant?
The service has been crap lately, but I love the Mediterranean salad at the Oasis
and I really miss the breakfast sandwich with sausage from Orbit.
151. Favourite Flowers?
I like green plants, but I am fond of tulips and other bright blossoms.
152. Favourite beverage?
Iced peppermeint tea, water with lemon, and harvey wallbangers.
153. Favourite sport to watch?
Hockey, Curling, or Diving.
154. Preferred type of ice cream?
Canadian Vanilla and Burnt Almond Fudge
155. Favourite Sesame Street Character?
Grover J
156. Favourite Fast Food Restaurant?
Humm, I like it cheap and greasy, but I can’t think of a favorite.
157. When was your last hospital visit?
I was in the emergency room this weekend with my friend. Shell fell, but nothing
is broken, thank goodness.
158. What colour is your bedroom carpet?
Kinda gross neutral tan color with brown flecks, blah.
159. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
None that I can remember, I’m pretty sure that I passed the first time around.
160. Who is the last person you read an opinion by before this?
Whoever I stole this from on the internet.
161. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Nope, authority makes me antsy.
162. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Ikea, did you know that they make houses, yup Ikea.
163. What do you do most often when you are bored?
Watch movies; take naps with my furry man cat.
164. Most annoying thing people ask me?
“Where is the restroom?” and “How do I get to the 3rd floor?” are tied for first
place.
165. Bedtime?
12-1ish or 6pm, ha
166. Favourite TV show?
I like a few, mostly I like anything I can watch without commercials so I like stuff
that is out on DVD or that I have on DVR so I can skip the commercials.
167. Last person you went out to dinner with?
Tim and Merlot at the Dee’s after the hospital emergency room, I needed to do
some recovery eating.
168. Last Movie you saw?
In the theatre…KungFu Panda, on the couch…Hot Fuzz
169. What time is it?
10:11am
