How to Waste an Hour or So
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
Start the water in the tub, switch to shower, and then hop in
2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?
Only for leisure purposes
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
Nope
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
Nope, when I was a kid I took baths with freaking everybody
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Yes, it’s not as handy as some people say it is
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Nope
NUMBER 8 is MISSING!
9.) How old do you look?
I dunno…
10.) What was the last song you heard/sang?
Turn Out the Light- The New Amsterdams
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Twitter, eek
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Trying to take it easy
13.) What is your mood at the moment?
Antsy
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
Not yet
15) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
Nope
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
Oh yeah
18.) Has anyone ever called you a slut?
Probably, but I don’t think they did their research
19). Have you ever smuggled something into
Yeah, a few times crossing the Canadian boarder, sneaky
20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive?
I guess it could, but all the instances I can think of the person is amazingly talented and passionate so I think that is what makes them attractive, not just the guitar or being able to play some lame cords
21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
I live in a city with a sports team.
25.) Do you have more enemies or more friends?
Depends on who you ask.
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
Yes.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
Not very well, but I’m trying.
28). Do you like staying up late?
Yes, I am absolutely a night owl, damn my day job.
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
No, I think we are all smart about certain things, so if we could combine like Voltron or something we could totally kick ass at Jeopardy
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
When I was little I took some novelty erasers, I still feel guilty about this
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
Only as a visitor
33) Do you like the smell of beer?
Sometimes
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
Yes
35.) Have you ever given to charity?
Yup
36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?
NO
37.) Do you ever get depressed?
Yep, clinically and everything
38.) Do you live with your parents?
Nope
39.) Do you have plans for your future?
I suppose
You are:
[ ]short,under 5′4
[ ] 5′4″-5′5″
[x] 5′5″-5.6″
[ ] 5′6.5 - 5′7 ”
[ ] 5′7″ - 6′0
[ ] tall, 6′1 and up
NATURALLY
[ ] blonde
[ ] redhead
[x]brunette
[ ] dirty blonde
[ ] brownish
[ ] dark brown
[ ] black
[ ] indian red/light brown
[ ] blue-eyed
[ ] brown-eyed
[ ] black-eyed
[x] green-eyed
[ ] hazel-eyed
[ ] gold/brown-eyed
[ ] silver/gray- eyed
[ ] blue/gray-eyed
[ ] green/gray-eyed
[ ] they change colors
[ ] amber
[ ] glasses
[ ] contacts
[x] neither
[ ] short hair
[x] medium hair
[ ] long hair
Your favorite colour(s) are?
[x] red
[ ] khaki
[ ] aqua
[ ] pink
[ ] hot pink
[x] yellow
[ ] black
[ ] green
[ ] lime green
[ ] blue
[ ] white
[ ] silver
[ ] purple
[ ] brown
[X] orange
[ ] grey
[ ] fuchsia
[ ] maroon
[x] gold
[ ] teal
[ ] coral
[ ] clear
[ ] bronze
[ ] I don’t really care
[x] rainbow
Your personality is sometimes…
[ ] talkative
[ ] shy
[ ] funny
[ ] serious
[ ] laid back
[ ] hyper
[ ] sarcastic
[ ] slow
[x] all of the above
You like listening to:
[x] pop
[ ] country
[ ] christian
[x] orchestral/classical
[x] techno
[x] oldies
[ ] opera
[x] 80’s
[x] disco
[ ] rap
[x] classic rock
[x] punk
[x] pop punk
[x metal
[ ] hip-hop
[x] rock
[x alt/indie rock
[ ] emo
[x] foreign rock
[x]skate
[X] lots of different stuff
The pets you have/ had?
[x] cat
[ ] dog
[ ] lizard
[ ] rat
[ ] ferret
[ ] bunny
[x] fish
[ ] horse
[ ] bird
[ ] frog
[ ] hermit crab
[ ] turtle
[ ] hamster
[ ] snake
[x] gerbil
[ ] guinea pig
[ ] pig
[ ] goat
[ ] chinchilla
[ ] tarantula
[ ] geese
[ ] baby chicks
[ ] baby ducklings
[ ] none
[ ] hedgehog
[ ] snail
[ ] pirahna
[ ] sea gull
[ ] newt
[ ] pigeon
[ ] DONKEY!!
[ ] other
Your confessions:
[x] I’m afraid of silence
[ ] I am really ticklish
[x] I’m afraid of the dark
[x] I’ve collected comic books…
[x] I open up to others TOO easily
[x] I read the newspaper
[ ] I love Disney movies
[x] I am a sucker for gorgeous eyes
[ ] I am a sucker for a gorgeous smile
[ ] I don’t kill bugs
[ ] I have “x”s in my screen name
[ ] I bake
[x] I have worn pajamas to class
[x] I love Martha Stewart
[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[x] I am self-conscious
[x] I love to laugh
[ ] I can’t swallow pills
[ ] I bite my nails
[x] I play computer games when I’m bored
[x] I have gotten lost in the city
[x] I have gone out in public in my pajamas
[ ] I have made out in an elevator
[ ] I have been skydiving
[ ] I have been bungee jumping
[x] I have bitten someone
[ ] I have egged or rolled a house/car
[ ] I have smashed into a car
[x] I have been fired
[x] I have been skinny dipping
[x] I do notes when im bored
Have you ever…
[x] seen a shooting star
[x] joke proposed to anyone
[x] eaten Sushi
[x] gotten the chicken pox
[x] ridden in a taxi
[ ] been on a cruise ship
[x] driven over 400 miles in one day
[ ] been on a plane by yourself
[x] had surgery
[ ] seen a movie more than 2 times in the theater in one day
[x] been on stage
[ ] gotten a black eye
[x] memorized all the dialogs in a movie
[x] watched an entire baseball game
Do you like…
[x] old movies
[x] musicals
[x] blasting music in your car
[x] foreign foods (some)
[ ] gameboy Pokemon (pokemon gold(H) bin a while)
[ ] Christmas time
[x] animals
[x] coffee
[x] tea
[x] summer
[x] winter
[x] fall
[x] spring
TWO’S OF EVERY KIND
Two Names You Go By: e, ime
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now: socks with individual toes, argyle underwear
Two favourite animals: furry man cat man, jellyfish
Two Reasons you’re doing this survey: OCD, procrastination
How many pairs of jeans do you own? 4 or 5
What colour(s) do you wear most often? Grey
Last song heard on the radio? No Phone- Cake
Taken nude pictures? Only by accident
What’s for dinner tonight? A fistful of almonds, some sugar free grape kool aid, and cottage cheese
Are you happy with your life right now? Sort of, I’m working on it at least
[Do you own a...]
- PS2…yes
- XBOX
- Xbox 360
- PSP
- Gamecube
- Digital Camera…yes
- Nintendo DS
- Nintendo 64…yes
- Wii
- Super Nintendo
Do you shop at stores like Aeropostale and American Eagle? Nope, in fact I don’t think I have even been inside of either of those stores.
How do you make money? At my day job
Last thing you bought? Chocolate Pudding
How’s the weather? Sunny, I’m hoping for spring already!
When did you start summer break? I don’t get one :(
Favourite pair of shoes: choco flip flops
Do you own big sunglasses? YES!
Do you find yourself attractive? I keep my eyes closed.
What should you be doing right now? Something much more productive and work related
Last person you hugged? Furry man cat man
Last person you kissed? Furry man cat man
How many beds did you lay in yesterday? Just one
What color shirt are you wearing? Grey
Name one thing that you do everyday. Sleep
What is/are the colour(s) of your bedroom walls? White
How much cash do you have on you right now? Some loose change
What’s your favorite sport? Hockey
What did you have for dinner last night? Wendy’s spicy chicken sandie
Look to your left, what do you see? Dorothy’s Sputnik desk
Do you have plants in your room? Nope man cat vs. house plants, man cat wins
Whats your favourite Starbucks drink? Iced Mocha
Recent time you were really upset? Earlier today sort of, stupid introspection
Do you like surveys? Yes they are a quality waste of time
What was one thing that disturbed you in some way today? A meeting
Do you like chocolate milk? Yes
How’s life? Ok
Do you like juice? Some
If so, what kind of juice pleases you? Natural Cranberry is good
Is this survey getting annoying now? Not as annoying as trying to think of some other way to avoid working
What is one thing you learned/ people should have learned about you after reading/ doing this? That I am anxiety prone
Do you like your current age? It’s ok, but I feel too old and too young at the same time.
Do you golf? mini golf
Type only ONE word answers
Where is your cell phone?.......bag
Your hair?..........aburn
Your father? ........ pop
Your mother?......... mommy
Your favorite thing? ........... sleep
Your dream last night?.... nightmare
Your favorite drink? ........... water
Your dream/goal? ........... roadie
The room you are in? ...... sputnik
Your fear? ......... everything
Where do you want to be in 6 years?..... happy
Muffins? .......... poppy
One of your wish list items?........ Bigfoot
Where you grew up? ......... Briarcliff
The last thing you did? ....... procrastinated
What are you wearing?......clothes
Your TV?........... home
Your pet? .......... cat
Your computer? ......master
Your life? ........ anxious
Your mood? ........ nervous
Missing someone? ...... always
Your car? .... honda
Favorite store?..... thrift
Your summer? ..... work
Your favorite color? ........ ORNAGE
When is the last time you laughed? ...... Lileks
Last time you cried? ....... Thursday
3’s
Three people who email me? Facebook, twitter, VRA
Three of my favorite foods? Sushi, avocado, sandwich
Three places I would rather be right now?