10 March 2009

How to Waste an Hour or So

1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?

Start the water in the tub, switch to shower, and then hop in

2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?

Only for leisure purposes

3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?

Nope

5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?

Nope, when I was a kid I took baths with freaking everybody

6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?

Yes, it’s not as handy as some people say it is

7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?

Nope

NUMBER 8 is MISSING!

9.) How old do you look?

I dunno…

10.) What was the last song you heard/sang?

Turn Out the Light- The New Amsterdams

11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?

Twitter, eek

12.) What are your plans for the weekend?

Trying to take it easy

13.) What is your mood at the moment?

Antsy

14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?

Not yet

15) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?

Nope

17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?

Oh yeah

18.) Has anyone ever called you a slut?

Probably, but I don’t think they did their research

19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?

Yeah, a few times crossing the Canadian boarder, sneaky

20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive?

I guess it could, but all the instances I can think of the person is amazingly talented and passionate so I think that is what makes them attractive, not just the guitar or being able to play some lame cords

21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?

I live in a city with a sports team.

25.) Do you have more enemies or more friends?

Depends on who you ask.

26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?

Yes.

27.) Can you fix your own car?

Not very well, but I’m trying.

28). Do you like staying up late?

Yes, I am absolutely a night owl, damn my day job.

29.) Are you smarter than your friends?

No, I think we are all smart about certain things, so if we could combine like Voltron or something we could totally kick ass at Jeopardy

30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?

When I was little I took some novelty erasers, I still feel guilty about this

31.) Have you ever been to jail?

Only as a visitor

33) Do you like the smell of beer?

Sometimes

34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?

Yes

35.) Have you ever given to charity?

Yup

36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?

NO

37.) Do you ever get depressed?

Yep, clinically and everything

38.) Do you live with your parents?

Nope

39.) Do you have plans for your future?

I suppose

You are:

[ ]short,under 5′4

[ ] 5′4″-5′5″

[x] 5′5″-5.6″

[ ] 5′6.5 - 5′7 ”

[ ] 5′7″ - 6′0

[ ] tall, 6′1 and up

NATURALLY

[ ] blonde

[ ] redhead

[x]brunette

[ ] dirty blonde

[ ] brownish

[ ] dark brown

[ ] black

[ ] indian red/light brown

[ ] blue-eyed

[ ] brown-eyed

[ ] black-eyed

[x] green-eyed

[ ] hazel-eyed

[ ] gold/brown-eyed

[ ] silver/gray- eyed

[ ] blue/gray-eyed

[ ] green/gray-eyed

[ ] they change colors

[ ] amber

[ ] glasses

[ ] contacts

[x] neither

[ ] short hair

[x] medium hair

[ ] long hair

Your favorite colour(s) are?

[x] red

[ ] khaki

[ ] aqua

[ ] pink

[ ] hot pink

[x] yellow

[ ] black

[ ] green

[ ] lime green

[ ] blue

[ ] white

[ ] silver

[ ] purple

[ ] brown

[X] orange

[ ] grey

[ ] fuchsia

[ ] maroon

[x] gold

[ ] teal

[ ] coral

[ ] clear

[ ] bronze

[ ] I don’t really care

[x] rainbow

Your personality is sometimes…

[ ] talkative

[ ] shy

[ ] funny

[ ] serious

[ ] laid back

[ ] hyper

[ ] sarcastic

[ ] slow

[x] all of the above

You like listening to:

[x] pop

[ ] country

[ ] christian

[x] orchestral/classical

[x] techno

[x] oldies

[ ] opera

[x] 80’s

[x] disco

[ ] rap

[x] classic rock

[x] punk

[x] pop punk

[x metal

[ ] hip-hop

[x] rock

[x alt/indie rock

[ ] emo

[x] foreign rock

[x]skate

[X] lots of different stuff

The pets you have/ had?

[x] cat

[ ] dog

[ ] lizard

[ ] rat

[ ] ferret

[ ] bunny

[x] fish

[ ] horse

[ ] bird

[ ] frog

[ ] hermit crab

[ ] turtle

[ ] hamster

[ ] snake

[x] gerbil

[ ] guinea pig

[ ] pig

[ ] goat

[ ] chinchilla

[ ] tarantula

[ ] geese

[ ] baby chicks

[ ] baby ducklings

[ ] none

[ ] hedgehog

[ ] snail

[ ] pirahna

[ ] sea gull

[ ] newt

[ ] pigeon

[ ] DONKEY!!

[ ] other

Your confessions:

[x] I’m afraid of silence

[ ] I am really ticklish

[x] I’m afraid of the dark

[x] I’ve collected comic books…

[x] I open up to others TOO easily

[x] I read the newspaper

[ ] I love Disney movies

[x] I am a sucker for gorgeous eyes

[ ] I am a sucker for a gorgeous smile

[ ] I don’t kill bugs

[ ] I have “x”s in my screen name

[ ] I bake

[x] I have worn pajamas to class

[x] I love Martha Stewart

[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS

[x] I am self-conscious

[x] I love to laugh

[ ] I can’t swallow pills

[ ] I bite my nails

[x] I play computer games when I’m bored

[x] I have gotten lost in the city

[x] I have gone out in public in my pajamas

[ ] I have made out in an elevator

[ ] I have been skydiving

[ ] I have been bungee jumping

[x] I have bitten someone

[ ] I have egged or rolled a house/car

[ ] I have smashed into a car

[x] I have been fired

[x] I have been skinny dipping

[x] I do notes when im bored

Have you ever…

[x] seen a shooting star

[x] joke proposed to anyone

[x] eaten Sushi

[x] gotten the chicken pox

[x] ridden in a taxi

[ ] been on a cruise ship

[x] driven over 400 miles in one day

[ ] been on a plane by yourself

[x] had surgery

[ ] seen a movie more than 2 times in the theater in one day

[x] been on stage

[ ] gotten a black eye

[x] memorized all the dialogs in a movie

[x] watched an entire baseball game

Do you like…

[x] old movies

[x] musicals

[x] blasting music in your car

[x] foreign foods (some)

[ ] gameboy Pokemon (pokemon gold(H) bin a while)

[ ] Christmas time

[x] animals

[x] coffee

[x] tea

[x] summer

[x] winter

[x] fall

[x] spring

TWO’S OF EVERY KIND

Two Names You Go By: e, ime

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now: socks with individual toes, argyle underwear

Two favourite animals: furry man cat man, jellyfish

Two Reasons you’re doing this survey: OCD, procrastination

How many pairs of jeans do you own? 4 or 5

What colour(s) do you wear most often? Grey

Last song heard on the radio? No Phone- Cake

Taken nude pictures? Only by accident

What’s for dinner tonight? A fistful of almonds, some sugar free grape kool aid, and cottage cheese

Are you happy with your life right now? Sort of, I’m working on it at least

[Do you own a...]

- PS2…yes

- XBOX

- Xbox 360

- PSP

- Gamecube

- Digital Camera…yes

- Nintendo DS

- Nintendo 64…yes

- Wii

- Super Nintendo

Do you shop at stores like Aeropostale and American Eagle? Nope, in fact I don’t think I have even been inside of either of those stores.

How do you make money? At my day job

Last thing you bought? Chocolate Pudding

How’s the weather? Sunny, I’m hoping for spring already!

When did you start summer break? I don’t get one :(

Favourite pair of shoes: choco flip flops

Do you own big sunglasses? YES!

Do you find yourself attractive? I keep my eyes closed.

What should you be doing right now? Something much more productive and work related

Last person you hugged? Furry man cat man

Last person you kissed? Furry man cat man

How many beds did you lay in yesterday? Just one

What color shirt are you wearing? Grey

Name one thing that you do everyday. Sleep

What is/are the colour(s) of your bedroom walls? White

How much cash do you have on you right now? Some loose change

What’s your favorite sport? Hockey

What did you have for dinner last night? Wendy’s spicy chicken sandie

Look to your left, what do you see? Dorothy’s Sputnik desk

Do you have plants in your room? Nope man cat vs. house plants, man cat wins

Whats your favourite Starbucks drink? Iced Mocha

Recent time you were really upset? Earlier today sort of, stupid introspection

Do you like surveys? Yes they are a quality waste of time

What was one thing that disturbed you in some way today? A meeting

Do you like chocolate milk? Yes

How’s life? Ok

Do you like juice? Some

If so, what kind of juice pleases you? Natural Cranberry is good

Is this survey getting annoying now? Not as annoying as trying to think of some other way to avoid working

What is one thing you learned/ people should have learned about you after reading/ doing this? That I am anxiety prone

Do you like your current age? It’s ok, but I feel too old and too young at the same time.

Do you golf? mini golf

Type only ONE word answers

Where is your cell phone?.......bag
Your hair?..........aburn
Your father? ........ pop
Your mother?......... mommy
Your favorite thing? ........... sleep
Your dream last night?.... nightmare
Your favorite drink? ........... water
Your dream/goal? ........... roadie
The room you are in? ...... sputnik
Your fear? ......... everything
Where do you want to be in 6 years?..... happy
Muffins? .......... poppy
One of your wish list items?........ Bigfoot
Where you grew up? ......... Briarcliff
The last thing you did? ....... procrastinated
What are you wearing?......clothes
Your TV?........... home
Your pet? .......... cat
Your computer? ......master
Your life? ........ anxious
Your mood? ........ nervous
Missing someone? ...... always
Your car? .... honda
Favorite store?..... thrift
Your summer? ..... work
Your favorite color? ........ ORNAGE
When is the last time you laughed? ...... Lileks
Last time you cried? ....... Thursday

3’s


Three people who email me? Facebook, twitter, VRA

Three of my favorite foods? Sushi, avocado, sandwich
Three places I would rather be right now? Bed, Fiji, Oregon Coast