16 Other random things; a quality waste of time.

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16 Other random things about me

1- I cut my own hair on new years eve, I don’t think it looks bad at all.

2- The rice milk I used on my cereal this morning was expired and I knew it, but I used it anyway.

3-My father got me a stripper for my 13^th birthday.

4-As a child cutting up National Geographic Magazines was always forbidden, when I do it now I still feel guilty, but take an immense amount of secret pleasure in it.

5-Last year my upstairs neighbor died in her apartment, I never found out if it was an accidental overdose or if she committed suicide.

6-Last night I tried to make potato salad while sitting in bed.

7-I have an immense fear of authority, particularly anyone who is armed or in uniform.

8-I have watched the movie Clue at least 300 times.

9-Clerks II made me cry.

10-When Mister Rogers died I wore a black ribbon for a week.

11-Jefferson Starship- We Built this City (On Rock and Roll) is one of my favorite songs of all time.

12-My first concert was Billy Joel at the Salt Palace; it was the same day that my brother fell off his bike and got a concussion, I was a jerk and went to the concert anyway.

13-I had my tonsils out when I was 10. I was terrified at the time and very upset with the doctor when they scheduled the surgery on my 10th birthday. I couldn’t believe they didn’t see anything wrong with that, it’s not like my birthday wasn’t written on every last stupid document in my file. As you can tell I took that awfully personally, who the hell would want to do something like that on their birthday, let alone the only time you roll in the double digits.

14-I clotheslined a girl in gym class and pretended it was an accident so I wouldn’t get in trouble. I loved it and I am pretty sure that makes me a horrible person.

15-I hate when people use “being an artist” as an excuse for being an asshole.

16-I cheated in my high school Latin class; strangely it is one of the few things that I don’t feel quite as guilty about.

There you have it again, that still took a lot longer than I expected, anyway, if you made it this far thanks for reading and like I said do with it what you will.

-e