25 March 2010

I keep gettin' older, but the issues stay the same?

Thursday, March 23, 2006 

Current mood:BARF!
True it is just another blog one that I don't have much 
of a reason for doing, but that I have been not doing 
and figured I needed to do instead.
»     Sad Sacks
                        Admittedly I have been one on more then
one occasion, but I have had it! I am thoroughly fed up
with little whiney babies who can't seem to sort it out
and who need to go and take a big fat dump! Reverse
that I want to be a big whiney baby and get some
damned attention; I want to be coddled and have
someone else take care of my big fat dump! Then
I am Vesuvius with myself because I need to stop
being a whiney fucking boob and own a few things
and get rid of a few as well. FEH … BIG dump
… enough!

¼     Singles
Two things about singles: One
making fake money in bulk is 
harder then it looks, two 'suck
my knob police woman' I have
really had it with the coo cooing
of people and at the same time
I want to be a big butt face
coo cooer, but for once it would
be nice to do it in a kind of healthy,
shock, even reciprocal relationship.
Perhaps even one that other people
know about. Boy if that isn't a 
damned good laugh I dunno what it?!

½     Feats performed by Moses
A big favorite of mine the parting 
of the red sea! These days I am in
it deep and I am beyond done, I
already feel like a behemoth, as 
it is I don't need that added
water weight….barf…barf
…gore…gore…vomit…
yack…toss…toss

Another Crap Blog from me to you
…. REMEMBER … Don't FUCK and drive. 
This message for the ages brought to you by
Mudders Against FUCK Driving
Currently reading:
Eat Cheese and Barf! (Gooflumps #4 1/2)
By R.U. Slime
Release date: 03 October, 1995

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