Barfing on technology
* Sep. 4th, 2008 at 5:22 PM
It might be that all I have eaten today is red vines, but as I learned they do contain wheat flour. But I am going insane; I want to barf on technology. Yet look at what I am using technology, stupid fucking irony. I want to do something I really enjoy with my life and I keep getting these pokes that ‘this’ is not it, sigh. I want to make art all fucking day long and not worry about what people think and make money and not worry about falling in a hole because I don’t have god damned health insurance. I want to work on projects with a beginning middle and end. I am so fucking sick of thinking about ropes and guns.
Blerg!
Oh and fuck money!
* Location:my cube
* Mood: discontent discontent
* Music:Ray Charles
Writer's Block: Sharing Haikus
* Sep. 5th, 2008 at 2:45 PM
The Japanese haiku poet Basho once wrote, "Old pond / a frog jumps / the sound of water." Try writing some of your own haikus about the little things in your life. A haiku generally consists of a five-syllable line, a seven-syllable line and a second five-syllable line. You can also use any combination of ten-to-fourteen syllables.
In a cube all day
Constant anxieties
Bowles in an up-roar
I guess that is more of a senryu, eh
* Mood: sick sick
FURY
* Sep. 24th, 2008 at 1:20 PM
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, you fucking hipster asshole mother fucking bastard inconsiderate cock monger! I am fucking so goddamn upset with you and your goddamn shit so FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! FUCK your stupid asshole life, your stupid fuck head douche hole friends, fuck your stupid fuck face! I am filled with bile and dread, I thought I wasn't mad, but I am, things are not ok, wounds are not healed, the sores fester and rot, so FUCK YOU!
* Location:my cube
* Mood:FUCK!
Writer's Block: A Little Light
* Nov. 5th, 2008 at 8:44 AM
Now that the election is over, we can get to the important stuff. Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?
No kidding I need a light in my freezer.
What have I gotten myself into?
* Nov. 12th, 2008 at 8:48 AM
Thirty some-odd years ago I was a work in progress, I keep wondering at what point I decided that I needed to be a finished project. Maybe I can ask for an extension.
"FOOD THIEF? If you are the person who took the lunch of a library part-timer from the staff room freezer over the noon hour, well, shame on you. The employee put a chimichanga in the freezer when she came to work at 11 and when she went for her lunch at 1:30 it was gone. It is not nice to take other people's food."
This is a place I work and not with children, WTF am I thinking?
* Location:my cube
* Mood: pessimistic pessimistic
* Music:Oh Lately It's So Quiet by OKGO
16 Random Things; a Quality Waste of Time
* Dec. 13th, 2008 at 4:20 PM
16 Random Things About Me
1- I recently got my first tattoo. Nothing fancy, but it needs a lot of retouching, not due to the artist, but the fact that I am a dork and picked a finickie spot to have it done. A fun fact about the tattoo is that I traded an old Schwinn cruiser to a friend to have it done.
2- Right now I have nothing in my fridge with the exception of assorted condiments, assorted alcohol, water(FROM THE TAP), sugar free grape kool aid (BRAND NAME, shocking, seriously SHOCKING), an abundance of rice milk, and a tomato that has become frozen solid due to the lack of other things in the fridge to be kept cool.
3-I keep thinking I want to do something crazy to my hair, but I just don't have the energy to follow through.
4-I will be driving VERY SLOWLY (stupid icy roads) to the airport tonight to pick up my bro and bebe as they return from a lovely trip to San Diego.
5-I inappropriately love my washer and dryer and hate my upstairs neighbors (that really could be two things, but I'll lump it together, what the hell)
6-I have an odd weather barometer, rainy days make me want to be productive, snowy days make me sleepy, and sunny days with a fresh snow fall from the night before give me excessive cabin fever. ( I will stick to the recent/current weather for my barometer commentary)
7-I have a perfectly round bruise on my upper left arm and I have no idea where it came from.
8-I found my dream moped, now I just have to figure out how to pay for it and get it here from LA, ACK!
9-I rarely hear anyone refer to someone as a "bone-head" and I wonder why that is.
10-I own all five of the N'Sync marionettes with the boxes ( I took them out to play with them so they are not mint or anything like that) Lance has always been my favorite, but his marionette is pretty creepy looking.
11-I have a delicious care package of polenta lasagna waiting for me at my dads house, I can't wait to get off work so I can go and pick it up!
12-I hate my couch and all the baggage that came with it, but I can't seem to extricate myself from either.
13-I am completely confused by people who like to make out in the Fetal Anatomy room and people who get handsy when they see the male urinary tract.
14-I spend 90% of the time that I am at home in my bed.
15-I enjoy being a woman, but would like to master peeing standing up without wacky devices for the sake of convince.
16-I really like the movie Mr. Mom.
There you have it, that took a lot longer than I expected, well anyway, if you made it this far thanks for reading and like I said do with it what you will.
-e
* Location:FA Desk on a Saturday
* Mood: bored bored
Things that are ruined by midi ringtones
* Dec. 17th, 2008 at 11:02 AM
* Location:sputnik office
* Mood: confused confused
* Music:Alphaville
Tags:
* echoes of the april fools bed shitter
the notorious e
* Dec. 18th, 2008 at 3:43 PM
Has done the following things lately:
Watched Charade (1963) and Sneakers (1992) back to back.
Ate a whole pomegranate in bed.
Been so full of Novocain that she couldn’t speak.
Fucked up her tenses in this note.
Purchased a new toilet seat for a toilet with an extended bowl.
Bought a pair of glow in the dark Yaktracks.
Put up a shelf in her bathroom.
Been confused by the use of sausage in a buffet setting.
Took a nap on her fathers couch.
Watched an entire season of CSI (Season 3), Family Guy (Vol. 1), & 30 Rock (Season 2).
Returned a non-work related phone call.
Fallen asleep on the bus.
Congratulated someone on their big salad.
* Location:sputnik office
* Mood: weird weird
* Music:Foo Fighters
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