More Flashbacks: Entering the year 2008

January 15, 2008

I’m sorry Brad, but she beats Elvria hands down!

Current mood:morose

Malia Nurmi

1921-2008

'Dig you later, Vampira'

R.I.P

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January 17. 2008

• Wate of Time=Quality

Current mood:impatient

"You cant use my answers!" A Quality Waste of Time Stolen from Bradley…from down the hall.

*NOTE: I have attached a link to each question in order to enhance the quality of this waste of time. Trust me, even if it doesn't make sense the link really does relate to the question.

1. Name something you use in the shower?

Those suction cuppy sticky things so that I don't slip

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform?

Poop, hell I dunno American football is lame

3.Name something people hate to find on their windshield.

Parking Tickets

  

4.Name something a man might buy before a date?

Booze

5. What's another word for blemish?

Pimp-Hole

6. Something you'd cook in the microwave.

"DO NOT MICROWAVE" Pizza

7.Name a piece of furniture people need help moving. 

Washer and Dryer…heavy and awkward

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.

$$$ Sugar Momma

9. Name something a dog does that can embarrass its owner.

Poop during polite conversation

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.

Eye Test

11.Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?

Rubbing Sticks Together

12.Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?

Home, Home on the range…

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth?

Roller Derby

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day?

Assign Extra Homework

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?

Puffy Red Eyes

16. Name something found at a Séance?

A Sucker

  

17.Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat?

Quail

18. Name something that gets folded?

Money before it goes into a strippers G-String

19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it?

Pants

  

20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it?

Bar Soap

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 January 31, 2008

Sad Times

Current mood:distressed

The Westboro Baptsist Church is back making headlines again. While they are never really out of the news since they are identified as one of the most active hate groups in America by more than 10 anti-defamation and diversity groups. This time they are spreading their words of hate all over Heath Ledger.

 " Shirley Phelps, of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, has told Sydney radio station 2Day FM that they will also picket any attempt to honor Ledger, 28, at next month's Academy Awards ceremony.

"I'm going to stand outside of any public memorial service that he has here," Ms Phelps said.

"And then the other place I'm going to picket him is when they prop him up to worship his dead, rotting carcass further at the Oscars. I'll be right outside by the red carpet."

With such a busy schedule...available on their newly revamped web site, charmingly titled www.godhatesfags.com it's hard to see how they can have time to hate on an international level. It's just sad times all around.



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March 3, 2008

3 Things that are Small, Cheap, and Amazed Me

Current mood:calm

1.MUCINEX-D...the one in the red box.

I am healed and horking up chunks of goo!

2. Black Scuff Shield shoe buff.

My work shoes look classy again and the thing was super easy and under $3 bucks!

3.Dr. Sholes Active Walker shoe insert things.

I will admit that I am normally WAY TOO CHEAP to buy these from the store, but at Big Lots! they were only $2 bucks. My crappy work shoes that are now shiny and new on the outside are also soft and springy on the inside. It's neat because it has a support thing for my weird arches and a gel squishy part too.

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March 13, 2008

The Muuseeum of Un-natural History

Present circumstances.

I am not a librarian and I need to assess my tribe.

San Diego is cool.

Hostel bathrooms are surprisingly clean.

I do not like MAC computers, no matter how amazing and intuitive people say they are.

I still don’t understand how people take a shower and get the whole room soaking wet…Katie I’m looking in your direction.

Walking to the hotel in the evening and traveling alone in general is not the scary thing my brain keeps telling me it is.

I am not managing my $ well at the moment….dad ? expect a call, sorry, but thank god for family and friends.

I miss my fuzzy man cat man and my sweet.

This conference seems like it will never end. (see my first point)

I had another point I wanted to add, but I forgot it. DAMMIT.

Oh yeah, I was at the conference to day from 7:45am-10pm....I am very sleepy!

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