The one that almost malfunctioned itself away

January 12, 2008

I’m not drunk, I’m just sleepy
Current mood:blah

 It's the "Hey! I'm drunk! Here's a survey!" Quality Waste of Time stolen from Detour....yes the numbers are fucked up.

1) Where'd you get the shirt you're wearing?
Target, it was on super clearance for like 3 bucks.

2) Do you like somebody?
Warm snuggly

3) Do they like you?
 I hope so

4) Sunrise or Sunset?
What about that stupid song? Umm, but yeah both can be breathtaking.

5) What time did you go to bed last night?
11:30-ish

6) Time you woke up?
8:30----working today

7) What movie is in your DVD player?
Not movie…..Arrested Development 2nd Season

8) When's your birthday?
August

9) Last thing that pissed you off?
Whiny Babies and Uncle Stephen Jr.

10) Are you cocky?
Only on special occasions

11) Can you speak French?
No, but I'm working on it

12) Have you ever been to Mexico?
Just to the lovely border shopping village of Algadones. Quick Tip NEVER
EVER EVER order Chinese food in Yuma Arizona!

13) Do you make your bed daily?
Not really

14) Your favorite movie?
At the moment….Ed Wood

15) Your favorite TV show?
OOH OOOH OOOOH The new Jamie Oliver Show on the Food Network, yummy food porn!

16) I didn't feel like answering this question

17) Do you own slippers?
Yes, they are warm and fuzzy

19) Is there a TV in your bedroom?
Yes, a little metallic pink, black and white TV.

20) How many piercings do you have?
None at the moment

21) What do you think of Tom Cruise?
I don't much care

24) I didn't feel like answering this question

25) Who was the last person you called?
My Pop

26) Where are your parents from?
Michigan and Utah, I could elaborate, but I don-wanna

27) Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes

28) Can you roll your tongue?
Yes, but I can't do that squidged up clover squeechie thing

29) Who was the last person to call you?
My Pop

30) Best fast food french fries?
Any place that does them fresh cut, yum yum (Rocky Mountain Grill or Vertical Diner)

 31) How was your day?
It's going alright, quiet, I want to take a nappy

 33) Have you ever eaten at T.G.I Friday's?
Yes, meh, overrated, but not as bad as Chili's

 34) Can you skateboard?
No, but I'd like to think I could, and I'm pretty good at Tony Hawk.

 35) How about play an instrument?
The Kazoo! And someday I'd like to play in the Boston Typewriter Orchestra!

 36) How much money do you have on you right now?
Not quite 50 cents

 37) Song you're listening to right now?
The sounds of silence, I'm in a library they do not allow music.

 38) Who's in your house?
My furry man cat man

 39) What are you doing today?
Working

 40) Is your window open?
Nope the Library is a big hermetically sealed cube.

 41) What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right-ish I think.

 42) Who was the last person in/on your bed other than you?
My furry man cat man

 43) Can you think of anyone special you want in your bed?
YES!

 44) Your favorite season?
Spring and Fall

 45) Can you drive?
I dunno if I can, but I do

 49) Favorite food?
SUSHI, CHEESE and Sandwich

50) Something you're looking forward to in the next month?
Going to a workshop in southern Utah

 51) Have you ever been to an art museum?
Yup, I likes me da art

 52) Do you like Mexican food?
Yurp

 52) Papa John's or Domino's?
Something else, but if I must Domino's cause I know people that work there.

 53) When's the last time you showered?
Last night

 54) What's your pants look like?
****First I just want to point out that 'What is your pants look like' makes no sense, but if I intuit the question to be 'What DO your pants look like' and assume the question refers to the current pants I am wearing, my answer is:
Faded looking jeans

 56) Favorite cartoon to watch?
Ummm, there are SO MANY….Venture Brothers, The Critic, I don't want to choose

 57) Have you ever seen/watched Aqua Team Hunger Force?
****See here I am being a jerk again, I believe that this question is referring to Aqua TEEN Hunger Force and not 'Aqua Team Hunger Force'
I have seen Aqua TEEN Hunger Force; I have NOT seen Aqua TEAM Hunger Force

 58) Favorite current song:
I dunno something vintage Michael Jackson sounds good, I'm feeling the vibe of STUDIO 98.7

 60) I didn't feel like answering this question.