I suppose I haven't been saying much as to why I've been having blog flash backs and I'm not sure there is much to it. Like most parts of my life maybe someday I'll be caught up.
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Friday, April 27, 2007
Another quality waste of time abducted from Lola Girl
Current mood: complacent
1. How old will you be in 10 months?
It is so early in the morning to have me doing math L Umm let me think…29
2. Story behind your myspace song?
I don't have one on there, whatever I'm lame, yeah that's right.
3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?
Getting settled in a new place and going to LA and Bean Town.
4. Who was the last person you called?
Natti to tell him that I was outside to pick him up for the movie
5. Who was the last person to call you?
Natti to see if I wanted to go see a movie.
6. Do you prefer to call or text?
I don't have text, yes I know I am lame, but peer pressure will soon put me over the edge and I will get it. In theory, depending on the message that needs to be relayed I could go either way, but I am really someone who prefers to talk face to face.
7. Do you have any pets?
Yes, my furry Man cat Man!
8. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Sleeping, sigh, damn you morning job.
9. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Divorced.
10. When is the last time you saw your mom?
Not last weekend, but the weekend before that for Sunday brunch.
11. What happened at 11:00 a.m.?
I dunno yet it is only 9:15am right now.
12. How many states have you lived in?
Three.
13. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
Three.
14. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Yes.
15. Are you a social person?
Not really, but sometimes it happens in spite of my crippling social phobia.
16. What was the last thing you ate?
A toasted breakfast sandwich on rye bread.
17. What is your favorite ice cream?
I flip flop a lot; it really depends on my mood. At the moment I would say Canadian vanilla with dark chocolate syrup and raspberry sauce.
18. What is your favorite dessert?
I also flip flop on that, at the moment I'd say strawberries Romanoff or crème brule.
19. What is your favorite TV show?
Of all time? Gee that is hard…I'd have to say vintage Sesame Street. Right this moment? CSI.
20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Strawberry or Raspberry.
21. Do you like coffee?
Yes.
22. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average
I dunno about glasses, but I'd say 64oz or 2-3 water bottles full.
23. What do you drink in the morning?
Water and sometimes rice milk.
24. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes.
25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Left I suppose, but then it depends on the location of the bed.
26. Do you know how to play poker?
This question always seems to be on these surveys. As I said yes enough to play while drunk or with elementary kids.
27. Do you like to cuddle?
With my furry Man cat Man!
28. Who was the last person you hung out with?
Natti, Hot Fuzz is fucking fantastic!
29. Do you eat out or at home more often?
I dunno, I am sort of the ultimate bachelorette so I do both equally not very well, if that answer makes any sense. I guess I do have my one scruple, I WILL NOT EAT OVER THE SINK, I just go outside.
30. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Yes and I have known her since we were 8 years old.
32. Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
Maybe. I was definitely thinking about it, but I am too lazy to worry about maintenance, and they are pretty cob-webby and dusty just like my other woman parts.
33. Favorite alcoholic beverage?
Fancy pants…a Harvey Wallbanger, Good Ol' Blue Collar…Miller Highlife: The Champaign of Beers.
34. Have you ever been in an ambulance?
No. Well maybe when I was a kid and we went on a field trip to see stuff, but I don't really remember.
35. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
WATER, WATER, WATER! I LOVE WATER!
36. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Aisle, I get really claustrophobic.
37. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
Yurp.
38. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Art Supplies, travel.
39. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Not usually. I do wear my watch everyday, but I take it off at night.
40. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
They were all sociopaths. That is not totally true, but pretty much. Dammit I am such a mess.
41. Can you roll your tongue?
Yurp.
42. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Depends on what it is, but I am not the heavy weight I used to be. I'd say 4 or 5.
43. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I have some special ones in my bedroom, but not in bed with me. The only animal currently allowed in my bed is my furry Man cat Man.
44. What are you listening to right now?
Swedish Lounge Radio on the Internet.
45. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Yeah probably, I am a total packrat.
46. What is the color of your bedroom walls?
White with crazy crap all over them.
47. Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth?
Yurp.
48. Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?
Closed! There are monsters in there and alligators under my bed! My house is not a safe place at night!
49. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Can I choose tea and cake instead of death? I really don't like either option.
50. Do you flirt a lot?
Not that I am aware of. In fact I am pretty sure that I don't know how to flirt. Again you may hear a different story from all the sociopaths from my past.
Currently reading:
Permissions, A Survival Guide: Blunt Talk about Art as Intellectual Property (Chicago Guides to Writing, Editing, and Publishing)
By Susan M. Bielstein
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Crazy Intoxicated Crap
Current mood: numb
Crazy Intoxicated Crap abducted from Arthur "The Diplomat" Carter
(I'd buy something from his cart any day, woot woot)
MOUTHOLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice?: Balsamic Vinaigrette or Blue Cheese
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?: I dunno I am a hot grease whore
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?: Samurai Sushi
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?: 15-20% When the service is good I try to tip at least 20%
What food could you eat every day and not get sick of it?: Sushi and Sandwich
What are your pizza toppings of choice?: olives and mushrooms
What do you like to put on your toast?: marmalade
What is your favorite type of gum?: peppermint
TECHNOLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone?: I dunno and I'm too lazy to look
Number of contacts in your email address book?: at home not enough to take up a whole page, at work the entire university
What is your wallpaper on your computer?: Gomez at home and Hell Money at work
How many televisions are in your house?: 2 usually in use, 3 more somewhere in all my junk
Do you use a laptop or desktop?: Desktop
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed?: I'm a lefty
Do you like your smile?: I suppose I should after enduring years of orthodontic punishment
What's your best feature?: My washer and dryer
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?: teeth and some other stuff (I suppose if anyone is curious as to details I'll fill you in if you ask)
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?: Is anxiety a sense
When was the last time you had a cavity?: I probably have some right this very moment L
What is the heaviest item you lifted last?: Stacks of Books
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?: Not that I can think of
BULLCRAPOLOGY
If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die?: Na I'm good, I'm a big freak out spaz already I don't need any help.
Is love for real?: I don't fucking know anymore. I love my furry man cat man, no question!
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?: I dunno when I was little I used to write to my brittish pen pal as Camyl Cassidy, but I like my name and I enjoy being 'e' J
What color do you think looks best on you?: Dark Green or Blue, I usually pick stuff I like not what looks good on me.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? I wouldn't say it was a mistake…
Have you ever saved someone's life?: DO CPR manikins count?
Has someone ever saved yours? Probably, and I didn't even know it.
DAREOLOGY
Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000?: Fuck yeah, then I could tell Sallie Mae to get bent J Good Times. I would have to make sure I didn't get fined too much thought…I owe sallie mae a lot L
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?: Have, would, sure.
Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000?: Nope, I already have $100,100.00 dollars and I like my hands they do lots of important stuff for me J
Would you never blog again for $50,000?: Meh, whatever.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?: Sure. I bet I'd be big in Japan or Amsterdam.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?: Depends on the sauce.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?: As long as I could still play video games and watch movies I'd be just fine TV is crap anyway.
DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket?: some lint
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?: yes/no
Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?: carpet and linoleum
Do you sit or stand in the shower?: Shower for standing, bath for sitting, ugh!
Could you live with roommates?: Been there done that, NO thanks.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?: a bunch, but I only ever wear my choco ones
Where were you born?: the shitty of salt
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?: Authority makes me uncomfortable, probably when I talked to the cop that works at Merlots hotel in the bar.
What do you want to be when you grow up? A competitive napper or an international design rock star celebrity robot
Who is number 1 on your top? (myspace top?) Merlot J
LASTOLOGY
Friend you talked to?: My Bro
Last person you called? My Bro
Person you hugged? My Monday Night Friends
FAVORITOLOGY
Number?: 7
Color?: ORANGE!
Season? Rainy
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone?: yes, sociopath, fudrotter, family
Mood?: numb
Listening to?: Swedish Lounge Radio
Watching?: myself type on the computer
Worrying about?: EVERYTHING!
RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?: The Bathroom
What can you not wait to do?: Go on a bloodthirsty fuck spree, one day till I'm all hopped up on hormones again! GRRRRRRRR!
What's the last movie you saw?: Hot Fuzz!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!
Do you smile often?: yes/no/depends, I don't pay too much attention to my face
Are you a friendly person?: yes mostly, even if I don't really feel like it
Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?: I should do something work related that passes for productive.
Currently listening:
Hot Fuzz
By Original Soundtrack
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
A crap waste of time, feh, whatever
Current mood: blah
Content Abducted from Loal Girl
(caution I am surly and this wouldn't be my first choice in wasting time, GRRRR)
How many people have you kissed?
Dirty, Nasty, Raunchy Kissing? – Not enough
Peck on the cheek friend, family kisses? - Plenty
How many of those did you make out with?
Again – Not enough
Ever kissed someone you weren't dating at the time?
Despite what some might say I have never dated anyone, so all my kisses have been out of date-lock.
Ever kissed someone you'd met less than an hour before?
I think so, I drank a lot in college…
Of the people you've kissed, how many do you regret kissing?
Three, pills and swills make me do irresponsible things.
Were any of them in relationships with someone else at the time?
Yes.
How old was the oldest person you've kissed?
Dirty, Nasty, Raunchy….I dunno maybe 26
Friendie, family…95
How young was the youngest person you've kissed?
Dirty, Nasty, Raunchy…19 (when I was 17)
Frendie, Family… 6 weeks old J my furry little man cat man J
Ever been kissed by a legal adult when you were a minor (or vise-versa)?
Only in a frendie, family way.
Ever been kissed by someone you didn't want to kiss?
Does impaired judgment count?
Ever been walked in on while you were making out with someone?
I don't remember, that area is quite cob webby and dusty these days. Maybe when I was in college.
...By your parents?
Nope. Although one time I was camping and my dad decided to show up like a turd to make sure nothing was going on, I was sleeping in a sleeping bag, next to a boy in a separate sleeping bag, OH MY GOD! Ah nothing like years of therapy…
Weirdest place you've kissed someone? (geographically, not physically):
No place that I can remember.
Ever kissed someone and had someone else get really mad about it?
But I'm not MAD! But I'm not MAD! But I'm not MAD! But I'm not MAD! But I'm not MAD! But I'm not MAD! But I'm not MAD! But I'm not MAD! But I'm not MAD! But I'm not MAD! But I'm not MAD! But I'm not MAD! But I'm not MAD! But I'm not MAD! And the 'I'm not MAD' dancers.
Ever stopped kissing someone because they had bad breath?
Nope
Ever kissed someone one of your good friends had previously kissed, too?
Yeah, this pretty much only happened when I was 'impaired'
Ever not known the name of someone you kissed?
Nope….well yeah family people at several big family parties I can think of
How do you feel about making out with someone with no strings attached?
There are ALWAYS STRINGS I am so CRAZY!
Ever kissed someone on a dare/as part of a game?
Yurp
Kissed someone you didn't really like just to make someone else jealous?
Nurp
Favorite kissing position?
The one where I have my fist up your ass! WTF?!
Ever had a really horrible kissing experience?
yes, but I am a big girl and I made my bed and I have to lie in it L
Ever been called a bad kisser?
Maybe, the person I am thinking of said a lot of things, FUCKING FUCK BALLS L
Ever called someone else a bad kisser?
yes
Favorite spot to be kissed besides the lips that isn't below the belt?
I dunno I'm a pretty big weirdo so it depends on the moment
Do you have any kissing tricks/specialties?
I thought I coved that, it's the move where I put my fist up your ass!
Where's the most public place you've ever made out with someone?
My neighbors living room.
Where's the most private place you've ever made out with someone?
In my bed…I know shocking!
Ever kissed someone out of pity/just to get them to stop badgering you?
Nope…poo poo pity
Ever kissed someone for manipulatory purposes?
Nope, I am no good at shit like that.
Ever kissed someone just to forget about someone else?
Yes. The complete story is really creepy and it was to forget someone in a NOT sexual way, sad times, 2006 sucked such a big knob L
Ever thought of someone else while you were kissing someone?
Maybe, I don't really remember.
Do you usually kiss on the first date?
I don't care what you fuds say I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A DATE! There was that time that I didn't know it was a date (thank you senor sociopath) and NO NO NO I did not kiss on that "date"!
Ever kissed someone you later found out you were related to?
Never in a Dirty, Nasty, Raunchy way, Nope.
How do you feel about the girl initiating the first kiss?
Ok
Have you ever given or received an obvious hickey?
I asked for one once when I was in high school, it was extremely lame. I have never given one though.
What album/artist do you associate with making out?
Stereotypically…Barry White, anything else, I'd have to think…
Ever bit someone/been bit on purpose while kissing?
Yes, sometimes that is nice.
Would you ever kiss a drunk person that you knew wouldn't kiss you sober?
Depends on the person.
Have you ever kissed a member of your own sex? (or the opposite sex if gay)?
Yurp
How much money would it take for you to kiss someone you thought was gross?
Depends on your definition of gross, and how well I know this person.
Have you ever been propositioned for a kiss in exchange for a favor?
Maybe when I was a kid, in a frednie, family way.
Have you ever kissed more than one person within a 12-hour time block?
Yurp
Ever kissed someone after the two of you broke up?
Define broke up…depending…I can think of one person who I just kept kissing despite my need for self respect L
Ever stopped dating someone mainly because they weren't a good kisser?
STILL HAVE NEVER GONE ON A DATE.
Ever kissed someone legally off-limits? (a boss, employee, professor, etc.)
Nope, just obsessed about them.
Do you kiss and tell?
I am all cob-webby and dusty…I have nothing to tell
Age of first kiss:
17, I am a total SQUARE
French kissing is:
Dirty, Nasty, Raunchy, FUN!
The worst kind of kiss is:
like a dead fish
The best kisser you know:
Anyone who will let me pull my signature move on them, ahhh the ol' ass fist kiss.
The worst kisser you know:
the dead fish from years and years ago
The celebrity you'd like to kiss:
Eddie Izzard, GROWL! And I bet he wouldn't even smudge his lipstick!
Friend you would like to kiss:
I don't go there, it is not a safe place.
Favorite movie kiss:
these days, the hotel scene in Casino Royale
Eyes open or closed?
Closed, depending on the kissing position of course, the deep ass fist requires intense eye contact!
Average number of kisses you get a day:
Does a manly man cat nose rub count? Human contact ZERO!
Ever kissed a friend's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yes, I was in am impaired state and they were both in the room at the time.
The last person you kissed:
My furry man cat man, smooch, smooch
Do you consider kissing cheating?
Dirty, Nasty, Raunchy Kissing—YES
Family, Frendie --NO
The longest you've gone without a kiss:
Dirty, Nasty, Raunchy-----TOO LONG TO KEEP TRACK OF L
The kiss you regret most is:
I have a few of those
Kissing in public is:
Ok, depending on the type and location, I still like to yell GET A ROOM
Tongue rings are:
Usually stainless steel stuck in a hole made in the tongue with a needle.
Two girls kissing is:
Ok with me
Two guys kissing is:
Ok with me
Is it troublesome to kiss someone with braces?
Never been there
How confident would you say you are when it comes to your kissing technique and abilities?
I'm rusty, cob-webby and dusty L
What's the wierdest music you've kissed to?
The sound of "The Critic" on TV
Currently listening:
Drunk with Power
By Margaret Cho
Comments:
Erika, I heard there's a new Will Power's recording coming out.
The first single is "Kissing with Confidence (with your fist up someone's ass)."
Posted by dan(iel) stetich
It is about time someone else recognized my delicate technique!
Posted by e
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